Who am I to place a lower value on something that belongs
to someone else just because it doesn’t appear valuable to me? And who am I to think it’s not unusual to see
a Kindergartner who runs out of a classroom
that she wasn't supposed to be in, clutching a bright red broom, screaming
my name over the din of the playground, and seeming to collect classmates on
her way to see me as though the broom were a magnet?
Recess had begun relatively serenely. Over the past
few weeks, I’d had the pleasure of twin shadows at recess. Seriously, twin five year olds that I had
learned so much about in very few words and were as content to stand beside me
as I was content to have them there. Some
afternoons, we never even exchanged syllables.
Amazing, the presence of other human beings—no matter their age-- and
their effect on a bent psyche. Anyway,
my two little shadows had effloresced into four shadows just days before the
incident. Recess began, I ambled onto
the asphalt, and they found me. I always
gave them their choice of a place to stand, sort of like a pitcher’s mound. One of them wanted to face the monkey bars so
we could applaud their friends who had made it from one end to the other
without slipping into the bog of woodchips below. The sun was bright and warm as we meandered
over and sought refuge in the shade of a tree shedding its bright yellow blossoms
on our heads like raindrops in the afternoon breeze.
Usually, I have an apple and I’d learned to bring
extra apple slices to share with my side-kicks. Listening to their
laughter and bits of conversation over the clamor of the other forty-four
students, I felt whatever heaviness inside of me growing lighter. It
was simple to be five years old and yet they were discussing the
complications of their lives. Spongebob
was no longer on when they wanted to see it, Kevin was too busy these days
chasing other girls, and when one of them was little she remembered ‘when the
days were really small’. They
nodded and chuckled. Brought a
smile to my face as I ate my apple and drank my Diet Coke that they were
already having issues. Should I have told them to wait until they’d reached
second grade before thinking the sky was falling? Nah, why spit in their cornflakes? Life was good in the ten minutes that we’d
been there: there were no tattling tongues, no complaints that someone wasn't
sharing the swings, no time-outs given to ornery little hands throwing wood
chips at each other like they were splashing in a swimming pool. I should
have asked myself what was wrong with this picture. But I didn’t want my
cornflakes spoiled either.
I had just eaten the last of my apple when Melanie
approached with a red broom that she was holding like a jousting sword,
pounding the grass of the playground with her Converse
high-tops, drops of sweat trickling down her face, and trying to
yell louder than the magnetic posse behind her. Moments like that
are always comical at first. And then you find out--it’s real.
Apparently, Christopher's necklace had escaped the
confines of his neck, found itself in his hand, and had been lobbed
innocently onto the roof. When the attempts of his friends throwing
their necklaces into the air to get it down had failed, they went into
democratic mode and appointed Melanie as leader number one to run into the
classroom and tell the teacher that she needed the red broom for
something. Step one accomplished. Step two was to convince the teacher on the
playground (that would be me) that what they needed was deserving of the
Curious George like circus to commence in the next few minutes. But they knew that I was the teacher who had already
given several warnings in the weeks prior when similar incidents of
throwing precious belongings into the air had occurred. Hoping maybe
said teacher wouldn’t bring out the stone tablet where she had etched the many
other playground rules and their consequences, this one falling under the
category of if precious belongings land innocently on the roof, the victim and perpetrator were shit out of luck.
So, I calmly retorted that if his necklace
was on the roof, it would stay on the roof. Like one of those movie
moments where you hear a needle skim across the grooves of a
record and all grows quiet before hell breaks loose. Yeah, that's when things
got ugly. Christopher's chin started to tremble. He gave me a
cross-eyed glare over the blue rim of his steamed-up
glasses. Then he announced through a bit of a stammer that
basically my answer wasn't acceptable, and he'd just go find someone cooler
than me. That was when I knew why Melanie had been appointed the leader:
she added that her teacher had said to tell me to get it down, and she pushed
the broom handle into my hand.
Now, had I glanced over to see Isaac escaping the
rioting crowd to run to the office without asking, I wouldn't have rolled
my eyes and hidden a grin to ask where exactly this necklace
was. Maybe I misunderstood and it was dangling over
the ledge waiting for the helpful grasp of a red broom
handle to ease it back into its owner's hand and around his little neck where it should have stayed to begin
with. Just as I ambled over with Melanie's posse all explaining
at once in which direction to go, Isaac ran into the crowd and announced not to
worry and that all was well because he had told the manager and she was
bringing her ladder.
Okay, wait. The
manager? Of a school? There wasn't enough time to consider that he
had left the safety of the playground without my permission, and by doing so
had gone to the office with his rescue plan and convinced the office staff to
get on their walkie-talkies to alert the custodian of this emergent
necklace plight. I blinked several times while I let his syllables
process in my once-relaxed brain before realizing what he was
saying. Surely the custodian would think it commodious to bring her
heavy ladder before coming to evaluate the situation first, right? When he pointed behind me and yelled out that
she was there, my stomach suddenly wanted to reject that apple from earlier and
I begged my brain not to show me a long orange ladder over her
shoulder. I turned around to see, not just the school custodian, but
another adult to help her carry—yep, the very ladder I didn't want to see.
I directed the cheering lollypop guild crowd to stay put while I
spoke to her.
The power of words is curious. Survival of the fittest. Even at five years old if you can band
together to connive, I mean convince several working adults to pay attention to
what’s important to you by merely using your vocal chords, there’s nothing in
life that’s going to hold you back. It
wasn’t a house on fire, a capsized cruise ship, or a flat tire on the Mars
Rover; it was a trinket on a red string.
The cause wasn’t Mother Nature or drug or alcohol related, nor was it because
even on a distant planet far far away, there is evidently still foreign object
debris that can bring down a gazillion dollar machine roaming on the surface. Nope, this was a simple, ‘mybad’.
It has a way of knocking you upside the head to think that
adults have gone to school for a minimum of thirteen years and yet some of us still
don’t know how to use our words to get something done. Maybe we need to go back to
Kindergarten. Irony is cruel.
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